imsoshive:

thoughts while hittin from the back:

"don’t look down"

"versace versace versace versace"

"do not look down"

*looks down*

image

"fuck"

boobieberrycereal:

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boobieberrycereal:

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raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

dream-fighter:

youngblackandvegan:

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

citylightsdre:

Monica Martin is bae.

How dare she look that good?

glory

She deserves to be reblogged again

But srsly, at what level do I need to reach to evovle at this level?

huffpostcomedy:

One of those Mondayz. (Via imgur)

huffpostcomedy:

One of those Mondayz. (Via imgur)

A message from Anonymous
Oprah tho ? That's .002 chance she can get preggo worth it ? Lol
A reply from kingjaffejoffer

Absolutely still worth it. Oprah got cakes and titties too. I bet when she throw that ass she’ll have you leaning back.

Oprah learned how to throw that pussy in the days before AIDS existed. That was next level carefree poon. 2014 women fuck with stress and worry on they minds.

Oprahs ovaries are old and tired but they still work. I’d dig in there and reupholster that pussy like Yeezy.

beautifulllycreated:

bellecosby:

condom:

This is honestly my life


That shit was gone in 3 cups

3 days if I’m lucky

beautifulllycreated:

bellecosby:

condom:

This is honestly my life

That shit was gone in 3 cups

3 days if I’m lucky

ufansius:

The Shrine of Hussain ibn Ali (مقام الامام الحسين) in the Imam Hussain Mosque (bottom photo) in Karbala, Iraq.

"You have to be odd to be number one."

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

Agree

(via avant-chanel)

"You have to be odd to be number one."

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

Agree

(via avant-chanel)